Jon Shoemaker

Do you remember how I told you I tend to procrastinate everything? Work, homework, laundry, sleeping, peeing, whatever, lets add wrapping to that list. I finished Christmas shopping weeks ago, I have never been so on the ball before. Yet here I am about an hour before Christmas and I haven’t attempted to wrap anything yet.

I don’t know why I procrastinate so many things. I spent all afternoon deep cleaning my car because I haven’t washed it in months and in the interior has been neglected even more. In more cases than not, procrastinating is not a sign of me not caring - I do care about peeing - it is more that I would just rather go on doing nothing as long as possible. This also isn’t to mean that I am lazy, though that is about the only way it comes off.

So I need to do some wrapping, but JTT’s “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” is on! See, it is not that I don’t care about having nice gifts for my family, but how often do I ever see JTT anymore since he is probably laying dead in a gutter now?