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The iGod

By Jon Shoemaker ⋅ October 27, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

With the tremendous success of the iPod, it is no wonder that so many third party designers have jumped on for the ride by designing bells and whistles to improve the personal audio player (like that is possible). Christian’s are particularly good at making corny puns and making money (for Jesus).

Now introducing the iBelieve.

So who is bigger, the iPod or Jesus?

Every believer needs a crucifix iPod or will suffer eternal separation from God (or is it iGod?) for worshiping another deity, the iPod, even if it does play video.

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  1. Jon, I don’t want to burn, but I really want to listen to 5000 of my favorite songs while walking to buy tacos. Please help make my decision easier, by making it for me.

    Posted by Aaron | October 27, 2005, 3:02 pm

  2. I’ve seen one that replaces the cap for the iPod Shuffle and turns it into a cross.

    But is Jesus really honored by just a Shuffle? I think anything less than the Nano is a slap in his face.

    Posted by Bob R. | October 27, 2005, 10:17 pm

  3. And the nano scratches easily - it may bring up repressed memories for Jesus.

    Posted by Jon Shoe | October 27, 2005, 10:40 pm